Johnny Jet: Animal Experiments

Animal Experiments
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I can still remember when my pet gerbils passed away
The memory's stayed with me, to this very day
But it taught me a lesson about nature's cruel ways
It taught me that gerbils do die, in a microwave

And I was only ten when they found my pussy dead
From very nasty injuries to poor old pussy's head
It was dangerous to live in our inner city flat
'Cos it was really much too small - to swing a cat

Animal experiments - aren't trendy like they used to be
Animal experiments - even dandruff shampoo is cruelty free

I used to have a beagle, she smoked 50 packs a day
And you should have seen the whisky
That bitch could put away

But it wasn't the fags or the booze
That blew that beagle's brain
It was the syphillus and the crack cocaine

Animal experiments - aren't fashionable today
Animal experiments - I'm on the run from the RSPCA