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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Biros
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Clean Way Forward
Complete Control
Dinah
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
Hate
Horn
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
The Day I Won the Lottery
Middle Class
Narcissistic
One More Time
Out of the Blue
Photograph
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Sometimes I Understand You
Stupid
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
Taste It
Thinking Out Loud
The More I Sleep
Trouble
Wheel
      
Where Have All the Biros Gone

Where have all the biros gone
I can't ever flaming find one
There used to be one on the fridge
But somebody has stolen it
There's only so much I can take
Where the hell's that sellotape
And all the other things I own
Have run away and all left home

How can I take over the world
And win the hearts of beautiful girls
Bring my enemies to their knees
If I can't even find my keys

Now I've really had enough
Has anybody seen my stuff
Where's the charger for my phone
My battery's flat I'm all alone
I know I'm missing lots of calls
I know I know my love life's stalled
It's all part of an evil plot
To destroy me with odd socks
And final demands overdue
And missing shoes and missing you

How can I take over the world
And win the hearts of beautiful girls
Bring my enemies to their knees
If I can't even find my keys

The world can turn, the world can burn
But that's not my main concern
The only thing that's on my mind
Are all the things I can never find

Searching for love and lost library books
They're always in
The last place you look

© Johnny Jet 2007



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