Johnny Jet: Buy One Get One Free

Buy One Get One Free (from I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten)
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Take a chance, take my hand
Can you help me understand
What to say, what to do
I just haven't got a clue

I'm all out of things to say
Gravity always gets its way
Pulls you down, to the floor
Now I need to get some more

Come on buy one get one free
Oh won't you come on home with me
A special offer spending spree
Sold as seen no guarantee

All washed up I'm all dried out
No good within no good without
A smile
To adore
I'm gonna die unless I get some more

Come on buy one get one free
Oh won't you come on home with me
A special offer spending spree
Sold as seen no guarantee
At all oh any time
Are you lonely by design
Am I in your dreams
'Cos you're in mine

I'm all out all run down
But you've got to be lost
Before you can be found
Oh oh, can you see the signs
I've been round these aisles
For far too long
All together alone