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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Biros
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Clean Way Forward
Complete Control
Dinah
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
Hate
Horn
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
The Day I Won the Lottery
Middle Class
Narcissistic
One More Time
Out of the Blue
Photograph
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Sometimes I Understand You
Stupid
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
Taste It
Thinking Out Loud
The More I Sleep
Trouble
Wheel
      
Complete Control

There's gonna be a fight in our front room
And somebody's gonna get hurt real soon
I've looked everywhere, all around the house
But everybody's quiet, as quiet as a mouse
I've looked behind the dogbasket and in the fishbowl
But I can't find the TV remote control

I looked beneath the sofa but all I found was dirt
Some very nasty tissues and my girlfriend's skirt
Two sets of keys, half a kebab,
A pair of Y-fronts I didn't know I had
I even found the hamster that we lost a year ago
But I can't find the TV remote control

So how can I assert my male domination
And God given right to flick between the stations
How can I zap between the girls and the goals
If I can't find the TV remote control

There's gonna be a fight in our front room
And somebody's gonna get hurt real soon
And I'll be facing life without parole
If you don't find the TV remote control.

© Johnny Jet 2007



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