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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Clean Way Forward
Complete Control
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
The Day I Won the Lottery
Middle Class
One More Time
Out of the Blue
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Sometimes I Understand You
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
Taste It
Thinking Out Loud
The More I Sleep

When you're alone when you're forlorn
When your love life makes you want to mourn
And when it's late and you've got the horn
Everybody's surfing for internet porn

People may scoff people may scorn
But everybody's at it, everybody's drawn
To exotic bodies all shaven and shorn
Everybody's surfing for internet porn

On left handed websites 'til early early dawn
Where everyone's as naked as the day they were born
And some of these poor women seem to be deformed
Everybody's surfing for internet porn

And now my mouse is getting very warm
I'm whipping up a froth whipping up a storm
Boy I really know how to perform
Everybody's surfing for internet porn

Oh no I don't think my curtains were drawn
And the neighbours have been watching me at number 34
I don't think they'll be calling around for coffee any more
Everybody's surfing for internet porn

© Johnny Jet 2007

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