Johnny Jet: Lottery

The Day I Won the Lottery
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The day I won the lottery I told my mates at work,
Said it hadn't changed me, they said, yes, you're still a jerk,
But jealousy and envy is why they hate my guts,
And the fact they hadn't joined my lottery syndicate

The day I won the lottery I rushed back to my place,
Shouted out the good news, told my wife to pack her case,
She said, "Oh great, should I pack for the slopes or somewhere hot?",
I said, "I don't care just pack it, just pack it and piss off".