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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Animal Experiments
A Little Known Fact About Our Simeon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Complete Control
Dinah
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
Middle Class
The Day I Won the Lottery
Photograph
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Stupid
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
The More I Sleep
Tunisian Girl
Wheel
      
Tunisian Girl
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There is a young Tunisian girl,
Works in my TV lab,
She is the sweetest creature
That I've never ever had.

She daily calls me up to say
I must repair her set
And with my magic solder gun
Try to heat her socket wet.

Her peripherals are splendid
And her chassis makes my day
I'm slowly making contact
Soon I'll try my Plug and Play .

A bold approach is called for,
I'm keen to sample and hold,
I know she's nearly ready
To respond to my controls

Now when she stares into my eyes
She resets my racing clocks
Just one more careful tweak
And I'll be inside her box.

© Johnny Jet 2007



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